So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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