Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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