I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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