I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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