I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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