New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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