i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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