Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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