Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
sex in a hospital.. check
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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