Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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