Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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