normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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