i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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