Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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