my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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