My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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