Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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