well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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