hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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