Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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