i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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