I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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