I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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