I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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