Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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