so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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