we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was confusing and full of hummus
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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