I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
