Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You smell like stripper and shame
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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