let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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