Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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