wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
