Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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