Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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