The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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