hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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