I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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