return my video game
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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