Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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