I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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