she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
