Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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