Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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