He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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