Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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