whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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