I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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