Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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