its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
