you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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