At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
