Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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