I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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